I’m in the fucking stage of my life where every modern singleplayer game seems bored and bad as fuck. Actually the only games I can stand are Divinity: Original Sin, Wasteland 2 and some indie games…. And Half Life saga.

Fuck this shit.

…I know what I want and what I have to do.

she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen
tell her she’s as gorgeous as a thousand sunsets
tell her you need her help
tell her to rescue you and care for you
and whatever you do, do not scream the word ‘poop’ at the top of your lungs


What. What. What. What. What does this face mean?